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2,585 ft
Distance
23 ft
Climb
-514 ft
Descent
00:09:56
Avg time
-492 ft
Altitude change
1,679 ft
Altitude min
2,182 ft
Altitude max
2,171 ft
Altitude start
1,680 ft
Altitude end
-19%
Grade
-45.1%
Grade max
11.3%
Grade min
341 ft
Distance climb
2,146 ft
Distance down
95 ft
Distance flat
00:09:56
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Fat Bastard Details

  • Activities
    • Mountain Bike
    • Hike
    • Trail Running
    • Observed Trials
  • Riding Area
    Eagle Mountain
    Coquitlam, British Columbia
  • Difficulty Rating
  • Voted Difficulty
    Double Black Diamond (1 vote)
  • Local Popularity
    65 in Mountain Biking [+]
    • 25 in Trail Running
    • 60 in Hiking
    • 5 in Observed Trials
  • Global Ranking
    #72081 in Mountain Biking [+]
    • #123230 in Trail Running
    • #72066 in Hiking
    • #167 in Observed Trials
  • Trail Type
    Singletrack
  • Bike Type
    DH
  • Direction
    Downhill Only
    Popular Direction Shown
  • Dogs Allowed
    Yes
  • TTFs on Trail
    Drop, Skinny
  • Land Owner
    RSTBC
  • OSM Way

Dry weather trail only. This trail will not be sustainable if ridden in wet weather.

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Dry weather riding only.

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  • 1 rides
  • 14 miles average
6 Months
  • 18 rides
  • 9 miles avg distance
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  • 161 rides
  • Last: Jun 18, 2026
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on Apr 7, 2026
Ideal
Avg: 4.3 (7 votes)
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        Directions to fat-bastard trailhead (49.321410, -122.816400)

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        Frequently Asked Questions About Fat Bastard

        Where is Fat Bastard located?
        Fat Bastard is located in Eagle Mountain, Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada. It is part of the Eagle Mountain trail network. The trailhead is located at coordinates 49.32141, -122.8164.
        How hard is Fat Bastard?
        Fat Bastard is rated as Black Diamond difficulty. The average grade is 19%.
        What is the elevation gain for Fat Bastard?
        Fat Bastard has 23 ft of elevation gain. The trail has 514 ft of elevation descent. The elevation ranges from 1,679 ft to 2,182 ft.
        Is Fat Bastard a point to point trail?
        Yes, Fat Bastard is a point to point trail. The direction is Downhill Only. The trail type is singletrack.

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